Although there is some contentious debate on the use of the term "irony" in the song, I shall use it here to denote the fact that I am anti-Ed Hardy, and yet here I am with "tattoo inspired" products... which may not be ironic, but it is definitely silly, isn't it?
Yes, I'm publicly revealing in a (very tongue-and-cheek) shameful way that my nails currently match my lighter. [No judgements on my smoking habit. If you've never smoked you have no idea how hard it is to quit. Fact.]
Anyway, here's the "show" of my "show and tell":
(Okay, over it)